Phone Pranks

1. Coat the reciever of someone's phone with shoe polish and then give them a call. Instant gratification. Make sure you match the colors of the polish and the phone. Small amounts of shaving cream work too.
2. Utilizing threeway calling, call two people you don't know and start a confused conversation that goes like, "who is this?", "Who is *this*?", "Why did you call me?", "Call you? You called me!"...
3. Glue the victim's reciever down, and then start making lots of calls to the victim.
4. Call in pledges to your local public TV station in the victim's name. Be generous. Other charities work as well.
5. Switch on the intercom as tell the victim that the "person on the other end wants to talk to you". You'll hear them going "Hello? Hellooo?"...
6. Gather up a group of friends for this one. One after another you and your friends call the victim and ask him if Ronald is there (or some other creative name). Everytime he says, "No you have the wrong number" another friend calls back asking for the same name. After the victim gets really annoyed, you then call him and tell him that you are Ronald and ask him if anyone has been calling for you.
7. Call someone on your cell phone next time you are stuck at a rail road crossing and waiting for the train to pass through. As the train gets closer, the person on the other line will be able to hear it. Tell him, "Oh no! Oh no! ...i am stuck on a train track" He will hear the train getting closer and closer then make a loud clapping noise and quickly end the call. Make sure to call him back laughling!! and make sure you tell him the truth.
8. Some restaurants have those little prize boxes where you have to fill out the form for a chance to win something. When nobody is paying attention, take a few of them out. Then call those people up and tell them they won the prize! The bigger the prize the more enthusiastic the victim will be. Then tell them they will need to pick up their prize in person. Give them a location far away at an unusual time.
9. Next time your buddy leaves his phone laying around. Pick it up and change your name in the phonebook with an Ex's name. Then wait a few minutes and give him a call. He will think his Ex is calling him.
10. Next time you call your buddy up and he doesn't answer the phone because he is staying home and has a hot date over, try this prank. If he doesn't answer, this means it will go straight to the answering machine. So he and his date will hear the message you leave...this is what you say: "Hey Mr. Smith (or whatever his last name is) this is the video store calling to remind you that you still haven't returned Buff Sexy Gay Men Volume 2...its 3 days late"
11. Apply some vasoline to any phone receiver. Your victim will have a sticky ear after answering the next call.
12. If you are on the phone and talking to someone who is just wasting your valuable time, then just hang up mid sentence. The victim will never know if it was you pressing 'disconnect' or just a bad connection.
13. Hide your victim's phone and give him a call. Then try not to laugh as you watch him scramble around looking for his phone.
14. Call your victim and disguise your voice as a radio DJ and ask him this simple question: "If you can name 31 Baskin Robin Ice Cream flavors in 31 seconds, then you will win $31,000...ready? Go..then wait a few seconds and say "oh! so sorry you are out of time" then hang up!
15. Unplug the phone receiver just a little bit, so it looks like its still plugged in and is not noticeable. The next time the phone rings and your victim goes to answer it...the receiver will come right out!
16. Use either double sided clear sticky tape or just roll up regular clear tape. Place it on the ear part of the phone headset. Whoever answers the phone next won't even notice it and will have clear tape stuck to their ear.
17. Call a random number and tell him you are calling from the local video store. Tell him his video rental "Girls Gone Wild" is overdue and needs to be returned ASAP!
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