Annoying Things to do at a Synagogue

Yell out "line" when reading from the Torah
Use the Jewish hat as a frisbee
Take up a collection plate
Take bets on when the ever lasting light will burn out
Shout out "Praise Jesus" after every prayer
Wear sandles and a robe and call everyone "my son"
Print out sparknotes on the torah and hand them out
Sing the words loud and off-tune
Bring popcorn and keep saying "i heard that religion got a good review"
Give a standing ovation at the end
Ask people if it is easter
Leave cookies and milk in the middle of the synagoguge with a peice of paper that reads santa
Sell bibles
Ask people if they liked the passion
Tell the young jewish kids that Adam Sandleris not Jewish